Well okay my friends were at the bar and one of the guys tried to get “fresh” (or at least that is what my friend calls it) with one of the girls and she totally freaked out so… she gave him the first excuse she could think of… and that is… “I’m a lesbian”… Yeah when she told us… we went hysterical… her friends said why didn’t she just tell him she just had a boyfriend… and now she’s like totally freaked about whether he does think she’s gay or what… And we were like telling her that he was just tipsy and he probably didn’t remember it anyway because he’s like totally normal around her… But seriously it hilarious what people say to dodge bullets… and the funny thing is… she totally into this other guy who the guy who hit on her knows… and she keeps asking him about that guy… man… this is so screwed…